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He Who Hunteth, Gathereth

freelance tips and tricksRemember that class? I think it was History 101 or something like that. Those “Hunter/Gatherers” who wore animal hides and hunted for food (bears, mammoths, sloths, rats, ants, unwary slime) and/or gathered enough organic food (nuts, berries, mushrooms, saltines, ants, unwary slime) to propel themselves into the next day, full of protein and ready to take on more of the exciting game of staying alive, were our beloved ancestors.

They evidently did a pretty decent job at their work because here you are, letting your coffee grow cold while you hunt for ideas that will propel you into your next day—full of protein (that Hershey bar melting into your mouse pad) and excitement in doing what you love.

You do love freelancing, don’t you? Well, you do. Maybe, at this very moment, you’re not totally in love with your vocation. I can understand that. Hunting can be very lonely. Gathering ain’t a lot of fun either, when you’re trying to add $2 + $2 and keep coming up with less than $157.

But, my job right now is to inspire you. We can all use a bit of inspiration from time to time.

Like you, I’m in love with my art. Would I do it for nothing just because I love it so much? You can answer that, too. Would you? Yes, you would. You’ve probably been doing that all your life … like the rest of us. Whether it was designing the homecoming float, drawing the cool car for a friend, designing the poster for the stupid guy running for president of the 9th grade (he lost), or just making a neat wreathe to hang on your front door, you’ve given yourself away freely all the time. Think about it. And, honestly, you’ll do that free stuff until they pull the sheet up over your face and say something like, “sorry, we did all we could do”. So, hey, stop dripping into your keyboard. You love it. BUT! Enough is enough.

Nobody’s asking you to really do your art for free. Freelancing contains that awful word but, don’t give your talent away. Use your free time to prospect, hone your skills, learn, … anything but wait. Face it—you’re going to be working on something (there is that cool, Happy Hysterectomy card you’re working on for Aunt Nancy) even if you have nothing to do! So, make yourself more valuable when the next project arrives. You can even make that next project arrive! “I’ve been checking my E-mail all day and nothing’s shaking. I don’t even have a forward from my cousin in Detroit. I’m totally out of work. I have no prospects”. Yes, you do!

Make that next project arrive at the mouth of your cave!

For the past week I’ve been working on a booklet to replace the god-awful booklet that came with a product I bought. No, I’ve not spent an inordinate amount of time re-working the booklet … just enough to show that I can do a better design, think deeper and write better copy than the poor schmuck who did the original.

Why? I want as much of the advertising/design work there is to be had from this company. That’s all. Am I asking too much here? The poor schmuck did all my prep work. The poor schmuck left holes I can fill. Thanks, poor schmuck!

So, yesterday, after phoning the company and politely squeezing out the name and E-mail address for the Director of Marketing’s secretary, I wrote a friendly note to accompany the PDF of my (fabulous) re-design. The letter was just as important as the booklet design. I wanted the  person-in-charge to know I’m a neat, caring, fun and intelligent sort. The letter was my “presentation in the board room”, complete with five-piece suit and marching band … without the bath robe I normally wear. I had to show the person that I know the product (did my research) and honestly cared about the company and how it would profit by hiring me to re-design all their print. Yes, the positive audacity cloud that follows me around was thick above my head yesterday.

Then; I waited.

This afternoon I received an E-mail from my newly-acquired contact with the company … “ Michael, I have forwarded your e-mail to the person over the manuals. We will be in contact when he makes a decision”. Not a long letter but enough of the key words I love to hear. I like the simplicity of the note. It sounds positive, with theperson over the manuals” term to let me know there’s not a whole heck of a lot of typical corporate double-speak in this company.

I’m excited. My prospecting for free may net a nice relationship with a good company. They may end up hating me. I may end up hating them. Who knows at this point? What I do know is that this little experiment in “what if?” has given me a bit more confidence—more excitement in what I love. You can do the same.

Confidence will get you a lot farther down the road than sour grapes or “they probably wouldn’t care to hear me out”.

Your Assignment: This week, find something you’d like to bring home for dinner. I’d probably not try to do this little exercise with Coca-Cola, McDonalds or any of the global companies. I’m pretty sure you’d be wasting your time. But, why not pick up the phone and talk to a human at some point this week? Find something or some product you can sink your meat-loving teeth into and grab hold. Do some noodling and maybe submit a redesign to the appropriate authorities at your chosen target.

I can give you more examples of good, long lasting, lucrative client/agency relationships I’ve had that started with, “would you mind if I presented a few of my ideas to you?”. If the prospect answers, “no”, just move on toward people who actually want to improve their image. The ones who are sure they will never be able to do better than what they currently have are the folks you don’t need wasting your free time. It’s worth a couple of minutes to call and say “Hey – who do I ask…” and then just send them some ideas. Hunt – you might gather.

Also; while you’re out there hunting and gathering, please bring back some fire and a couple of sharp sticks.

100 Perks of the Freelance Life #51-60

david yow stagediveSo, there I was, sitting in one of my favorite coffee shop/grocery stores, eating my date rolls and bananas, listening to The Jesus Lizard and drinking coffee. I thought to myself “Self, it’s a pretty typical Wednesday.” The location may change, but the modus operandi is pretty consistent. A few phone calls, some doodling, a bunch of work and a bunch of daydreaming. Daydreaming can get me into trouble, but as I mentioned earlier – it has to be done, and by God – I’m going to give it my all.

As I sat there basking in the glow of my wonderful little freelance life, I looked out the window for an hour or three – I don’t remember – and I found myself to be yearning to be set free from the shackles of my desk (booth.) And oddly, I was shackled there. Granted, the view was great, the coffee was pretty good and I didn’t have anyone telling me I HAD to sit there. I could pack up my Moleskines and my mouse and laptop and stand up and go somewhere else (another coffee shop, home, etc.,) but I also have these clients that expect me to actually get their work done. In the words of Cheech “Responsibility’s a heavy responsibility.”

But there’s a freedom that can’t be ignored. If I wanted to get up and spend a couple of hours out in the beautiful mountain air – I can. That’s terrific. But I also know that with that freedom comes a big responsibility. It’s not even that I have to answer to clients – I have to answer to myself. I have to end the day knowing that I put in a good effort. If I go to sleep knowing that I’ve not done a square day’s work, I have a hard time looking at myself. My cubicle isn’t in an office somewhere. My boss doesn’t have to come out and holler at me. My cubicle, my boss – all that yelling, is in my head. And it goes on 24/7.

The person with the “job” gets to shut it down at 5 and leave. It’s finite. The freelancer is a freelancer all day every day. It never rests – and that can be a serious shackle. You have to find ways to shut it down and regain a bit of life outside your freelance “job.”

And so – I give to you 10 ways to shut it down and escape the office. These are really some serious perks – but you have to be serious about taking them. Your down time is important for your sanity. Leave your “cubicle” and enjoy these:

The Top 100 Perks of Freelancing 51-60:

#60 – Kongregate.com – Shut off the email, turn off the phone and spend 10 minutes playing absurd games. Zombies, castles, guns, towers – you name it, they’ve got a game for it. Let’s see you play Abobo’s Big Adventure while you’re workin’ for the man.

#59 – Nature – it’s all around us, yet it can be ignored. I happen to live and work in one of the most beautiful places on Earth. I’ll bet you do, too. Get out and stretch your legs, get some fresh air. It’s the ultimate in analog.

#58 – Take Your Shoes Off and Wiggle Your Toes – Sounds crazy, but give it a try. Take your shoes off and stretch your feet out and wiggle your toes. Get some blood circulating in your feet. You’d be surprised how invigorating that can be. You don’t have a cube buddy to complain about the smell. Just don’t do it in a coffee shop or restaurant. Or, at least don’t get caught doing it.

#57 – Change Your Shirt – tired? Stymied on a project? Hop up (if you’re at home) and change your shirt. Again, sounds weird – but a fresh shirt feels great, smells great and can kick-start your brain. The idea is to break the routine, take a few minutes off and “reboot.”

#56 – 3 Day Weekend – Oh, yes. You know what I’m talking about. If you can do this – do it. Take 3 whole days and don’t work. On anything. It really clears the brain, and you’d be surprised how many great ideas you can have when you’re not pressing yourself for ideas.

#55 – 4 Day Weekend – Really. If 3 is awesome, 4 is awesomer.

#54 – Tense Up Every Muscle in Your Body – take 2 minutes. Spend 10 seconds tensing every muscle, then 10 seconds relaxing every muscle. This gets the blood flowing and can relieve a lot of tension, which can help the ideas and the motivation flow. You can’t really do this in the traditional office setting, as you look rather odd doing it. You can do this in a coffee shop or in public if you don’t mind people looking at you and wondering what’s up. I don’t mind that look. I get that look anyway – no matter what I’m doing.

#53 – Blog – Start a personal blog that has nothing (or very little) to do with your job. Complain, review movies, post dumb lists – whatever. Just take some time to do something that has very little to do with your “job.” It helps restore sanity.

#52 – Clean the House – again, it’s about getting out of your routine and away from your “desk.” If you’re at home, a bit of cleaning can really help clear the cobwebs. It also helps you keep the place clean. Double prizes. If you’re working mobile, clean out your backpack or satchel or car. Just stop and clean and organize. Good for the soul, good for the psyche, good for the environment. Having tunafish rotting behind the speaker is NEVER a good thing.

#51 – Facebook – GASP! I said it. It can be a good way to get your head out of the cyclical thinking thing, get you away from working and it can kickstart ideas. It’s not JUST for time-wasting…

Audacity

freelance tips and tricksThis is the “Old Man” speaking here. I’m the senior graphic designer with 40 years in the ad business so, put down the sandwich and listen up.

In my day (before total freelance beckoned late in life) I used to hire folks like you! I’m that smiling, not-too-bad-a-guy who looked at your portfolio and kept looking up at you in this “really ?” way that made you spill your guts about what you wanted to be paid for the measly job I had to offer (so I could determine if you had what it took to land the really big, measly job), and what you’d settle for just so you’d appear reasonable. There are budgets to consider. Time constraints. You know. If you’ve been around that particular block more than once you’ll recognize me.

Which brings us to the topic … audacity. My mother used to call it nerve. Most folks say balls. Sorry. Hope the kids are in bed as your read this.

Having convinced you of my great background in advertising (you are convinced, aren’t you?), let me stop all the embellishment and tell you flat out that audacity is probably the next largest commodity you have for hire in your arsenal. When freelancing I always let the client know I am thinking with him and, being audacious, thinking ahead of him. Being a hired gun for a project is great but, you don’t want to say goodbye after you have completed your task and have your check in hand (well, unless your client is an absolute jerk).You really want to expand your reach into the project/piggy bank. If you’ve been hired to illustrate one ad, design one logo, layout one web page … look for more.

Perhaps your client will be the likable old guy I am who appreciates stupid questions like, “would you mind if I drop off a few more ideas when I come by tomorrow to pick up my (measly) check?” How many folks are going to say, “uh, no”? Example: If your client is a clothing store that picked your name out of a phone book, out of a hat, or off the internet to design a St. Patrick’s Day ad, how badly are you going to be hurt to walk in with your portfolio plus an idea for their 4th of July Sale?  Prepare when possible. Actually read if necessary! Audacity. Sure, the marketing director probably has his/her ideas lined-up way in advance and they won’t mind telling you they have (silly pudding). BUT … what if your idea is better than theirs? Want to lose future income by not trying, not asking? Yes, you do run across the occasional cretin who steals from you. Yes, you will throw some perfectly good ideas down a rat hole. Hey! Stop crying. Good God, man. Buck up!  You won’t always win. But, sometimes you win big time. You really do!

True story: I was once commissioned by an art director to do a pen and ink illo of a local bank for a newspaper ad (remember newspapers?). Nothing great but, it paid nicely. After meeting with the AD and suggesting a series of illustrations, I walked away with a much better slice of the bank’s ad budget, a heftier portfolio, and … because I had been ballsy enough to suggest something that made the AD look good, an invitation to the next creative meeting for another client of the agency. Some folks appreciate nerve.

So, there. Small word, audacity—but the potential rewards are staggering … just don’t stagger too much. You don’t need to have your blood alcohol checked while you’re in the middle of a project. It just looks unseemly.

Carry on.

100 Perks of the Freelance Life #61-70

fga Lately, I’ve seen an awful lot of these “What My Mom Thinks I Do, What Society Thinks I do, What I Really Do.” The majority of them are a bunch of unfunny, horribly obvious puns. Some make me giggle, most just make me roll my eyes. The truth is that everyone thinks they’re a rock star – but the concept of what these different jobs are is usually miles away from reality. They’re getting to be all over the place. I haven’t seen one for a sewerage worker, but I’m pretty sure everyone knows, understands and accepts the reality of that job.

In the interest of following trends, sheeplike – I made my own. It’s unfunny and horribly obvious. But – this is my blog, so I do precisely whatever I want.

I might joke about it and piss and moan about it – but this really IS a fabulous job. A lot of the myths about freelancing are based in truth – because when it works, it’s a beautiful thing and a marvelous career and everyone should be jealous. When it doesn’t work – it sucks, but that goes for anything. When it’s good, it’s good – when it’s bad, it’s bad. Weird how that works, huh?

And without further prevaricating about the bush, I present to you the truths based on the myths…

The Top 100 Perks of Freelancing 61-70:

#70 – You Can Work Any Time You Want. Sounds great – and it’s TRUE! As a friend of mine once said “You get to pick any 80 hours of the week.” That’s the truth, folks – but you really are flexible. You can’t just slack 24/7, but you have the luxury of picking your hours.

#69 – You Don’t Have Anyone to Answer To. Yeah, right. Ever had 30 clients all at once demanding that something be done on Friday, and it’s 4:30 Thursday afternoon?

#68 – You Get Paid Tons Per Hour. Yes – I get paid a lot per hour to do what I actually do. Unfortunately, for every hour I can bill, I normally have about 2 hours that I can’t bill – administrative stuff, sales, promotions, etc. So, divide my hourly into thirds and you’ll start to get the picture. If I could BILL 40 hours a week, I’d be a very happy man. Well – even happier than I am now.

#67 – You Get to Pick What You Work On. To an extent, that’s true. But when you’re first starting or when things get lean, you lose a lot of that ability to choose. Needing to pay an electric bill will surely make you think long and hard about taking that crappy menu redesign. Know what I’m saying?

#66 – You Get Paid to Be Creative All the Time. See #68. I don’t consider billing and sales as being creative. Maybe it’s just me, but I’m not a huge fan of paperwork.

#65 – You Get Lots of Respect, Professionally. Yeah, sure. I get just enough respect from 10% of people who understand and value my skill to keep my psyche stoked enough that I don’t become suicidal when the other 90% of the people I come in contact with in the professional realm disrespect or belittle what I do. “Oh, you’re a graphic designer? Yeah – my nephew is, too. He’s got a fast computer and a copy of CS5!” I’ve actually had people say that to me. Tres Respectful!

#64 – You Can Work from Anywhere. Yes. This is true. But this can also be a drag. Ever tried to discuss sensitive business information or schmooze a client over the phone from a coffee shop? It’s louder than you think and the chairs aren’t always comfortable. Also – have you any idea how many graphic designers there are sitting in a coffee shop at any given time? I don’t want to give away my business secrets to “competition.” Working mobile is cool – but it’s really got a lot of downsides, too. And it can get expensive. But, I’m rolling in the dough, right?

#63 – You Don’t Have to Dress Up to Go to Work. No, I don’t. And it’s great. I can wear Black Flag tees and Chuck Taylors all day, every day. Chili stain on my shirt? BIG DEAL! Oh – until you run into a client who you’re trying to appear professional to. You might not have to wear a suit and a tie – but you can’t look like a complete bum. I know this from personal experience.

#62 – You Don’t Have to Deal with Co-Workers. You’re right. I don’t have to deal with the 10 other people in the office – I just have to deal with the hundreds of people that I’ve met and who have employed me. You might have to put up with some schmucks in your office, but at least you have a relatively finite number of people (and the problems attached to them) to deal with. I have hundreds of personalities to maneuver around. There’s something to be said about the regularity and predictability of the insanity you have to put up with, too.

#61 – No Boss. Wrong again. I’ve got a hundred bosses, plus I’m my own boss. And as a boss, I’m a complete jackass, too. Worse than your boss.

100 Perks of the Freelance Life #71-80

101 perks of freelance designDay three – and if you’re still with me, I applaud you. I’m not real sure I’m with me these days. I’ve been absolutely covered in work (yippee!!) and blogging has been a bit of an afterthought. I really do enjoy it, and the written word fascinates me to no end. There’s a power to words that can’t be understated. It’s one of the reasons that typography can be so powerful. But, I digress. (You expected me NOT to digress?)

Since I’m so slammed, I’ll try to focus these “perks” on ways to procrastinate. There’s really a lot of ways, and – let’s face it – we all procrastinate. I’ve found, though, that the ways in which you procrastinate determine the sustainability of the period of procrastination. See – if you’re doing something that actually benefits you, it’s not really procrastination, and you can keep it up longer and folks will leave you alone. This does not include playing the Xbox. Sorry.

When you’re a Freelancer, you can use your time to procrastinate in ways that ultimately can benefit your business/career. Thus, that procrastination is a perk. If you’re stuck behind a desk doing “The Man’s” work, your procrastination might benefit you, but you’re robbing time from “The Man.” And, well – theft isn’t cool.

So, here are a few procrastinational* perks for freelancers. (Complete and utter time wasting tomorrow. *Yes, I make up words.)

The Top 100 Perks of Freelancing 71-80:

#80 – Pinterest. This is actually pretty damned cool. If you subscribe to some like-minded folks, you can sit back and watch inspiration and reference material scroll by at the speed of broadband. Check mine, see some of my repins, and you’ll find some really cool folks. This can be a HUGE time suck – but it can also be a great place to find reference.

#79 – Sketchbooks. Ok, I know I keep on harping on this one. But – get yourself a sketchbook and start doodling. You don’t have to be an illustrator to have a sketchbook. But, I can get lost for hours on this. I can open up my sketchbook and start drawing the strange monsters in my imagination and the stranger monsters in the coffee shop around me and be lost for the better part of a day. The plus in this is that it clears out my brain and I’ve come up with the best ideas while doodling. Try it. It’s refreshing.

#78 – Twitter. Yeah – this is a perk available to everyone, but it’s a great outlet for Freelancers. You don’t have to do a bunch of selling or SEO/Search crap here. Just be yourself, connect to the like-minded and let it rip. You’ll attract folks by osmosis, and it’ll help you grow your business and brand. Plus, you stay up-to-date on what everyone’s up to, in to and what’s hot on the streets. Win!

#77 – FreelanceSwitch.com. In some ways, a competitor, but – credit where credit is due. A lot of great info and resources. Check ‘em out.

#76 – Daydreaming. Face it. This is a 100% must. If you’re not daydreaming, you’re in the wrong business. Just do it.

#75 – Blogging. This one is hard for a lot of folks – but if you do some sketchbooking and daydreaming, you’ll come up with ideas. You don’t have to be super eloquent – you just have to be consistent. This will benefit you in a bunch of ways: it’s a mind dump, it’s great search engine fodder, it gives clients a better view of who and what you are and it allows you to better articulate what makes you the right choice for the work you’re pursuing. Again, I know this is kind of “work” for a lot of folks – but it offers a huge return on your procrastination investment.

#74 – Facebook. No, I don’t mean chatting up old girlfriends or trying to find new ones. I’m talking about the business side of Facebook. You can approach prospective new clients in a more personal and less threatening way. Chat ‘em up and “consumer” their Facebook product. If you keep showing up, you’ll eventually be implanted in their psyche, and they’ll be that much more likely to hire you when the time comes for the services you offer. Name recognition, easier “cold calls,” and a lot more. Beneficial!

#73 – Googling Competition. See what they’re up to, see what you can “borrow” from them, and see where your strengths lie in comparison to theirs. You don’t want to rip them off, and I think there’s plenty of work to go ’round – but you can certainly learn from what they are – and what they’re not – doing well.

#72 – BoingBoing.net. This one can be a time-waster, too – but it has some wonderful info in a variety of areas. Good for a brain cleansing session, or for ideas and inspiration. My personal home page.

#71 – Taking a Shower Any Time of Day. This is one of the best perks. Lately, I mostly shower after hitting the gym, as I work largely mobile and I wind up a the gym at odd hours. This is exceedingly cathartic for me at any time of the day. Even if you’re already clean – there’s something about stepping away from all of the electronics and sketch books and phones and other nonsense that helps the ideas really flow. In the words of Perry Farrell “Water hits my neck, and I’m pissing on myself. Standing in the shower, thinking.” I don’t really recommend pissing on yourself – that’s just kind of gross. But, the rest of the sentiment is spot on. Get clean, get warm and get to thinking.

Why Do You Do What You Do?

the family freelancer“Bye, bye daddy,” followed by blowing a kiss.

Painting toes on 6 year old ballerinas.

Listening to bad jokes and reading comics by a 9 year old professional detective.

Fistfuls of Sour Patch kids and political discussions while playing Gears of War 3 with the most brilliant teen I’ve met.

Hot coffee with a hotter redhead – every morning.

I am a family man. 4 kids, married for almost 20 years. That’s what I work for – my family. I can go into my desire to do excellent design, but the bottom line is that I work the way I do to provide a good life for my children, my wife and our family. Granted, what I do isn’t physically demanding (other than having a flat spot on my ass) and I LOVE what I do. I’m incredibly blessed to be able to say that – but I would do whatever it takes to give the ones I love the best life I can. I don’t make a boatload of money, and I probably never will. I’m a bit too much of a daydreamer – but I put my nose to the grindstone when it’s time to provide.

I work hard, and I work a lot of hours doing stuff that I don’t necessarily want to do, but when I’m on my way out the door and my youngest notices and says “bye bye, daddy” and blows me a kiss, it reminds me what a beautiful, brilliant life I have – and makes me all the more resolute to do what I do to the best of my abilities.

What do you work for? Is it the money? That’s o.k. Do you work for the prestige? Great. Do you work to stay out of trouble? Do you work because you want to deliver excellence in your field? Define why you work..

If you define why you work, it makes it a lot easier on those days when nothing seems to go right. Those days when it’s 1 step forward and 2 steps back. You’re always going to have those days, but if you can keep in mind why you’re doing what you’re doing, it makes it all that much easier to digest the bad stuff and get through your day. When a client calls and hates the 3rd group of 40 logo roughs and wants something different but very much the same as what she saw on the back of a corn flakes packet, all I have to do is remember my baby’s words and my heart swells and I can trooper on.

Defining why you do what you do is sometimes more important than defining what you do. Define what you’re working for and keep a reminder with you – keep it on your desk, on your Facebook profile, on your desktop, in your pocket, on your dashboard – somewhere where you run across it frequently. When you see it, think about why you’re in the gig you’re in. It’ll make the dark days a little brighter. It’s an inspiration. It’s your muse.

We can all use a gentle nudge now and then – even if it comes from the mouths of babes. Find your muse.

(End proud daddy rant. Back to my normal cynicism and vitriol tomorrow.)

Hide Your Email from the Spamming Bastards…

too much spam email? encode!If you’re like me, you get about 8 quadrillion spam emails a day. Unfortunately, when you design and develop websites for a living, you have to put your email address out there for those scraping, thieving robots that are out there, looking for your email address to add to databases that are sold to companies that help you enlarge stuff, see stuff you shouldn’t see or find cheap car insurance.

You want to make your email address accessible to the general public so that it’s easy to contact you (and send work and money,) but the minute you do that, you’re opening your box to a lot of spam – and I don’t mean the most awesome lunch product in the world.

One of the ways to avoid this is to encrypt your email address so that normal, real people can use your email, but the bastard will leave you alone. But – how?

Here’s how – Enkoder by Hivelogic. Just fill out the form, hit submit and you’ll get a code snippet that you can easily copy and paste into your HTML, Blog, what have you.

Now, your email address is protected and you can sleep a little easier. Real people with real browsers can contact you – but the robots can shove it.

You’re welcome.

Click Here to Get It (non-affilate link, no spam. really.)

Bye bye, Elance…

Well – I’ve finally cut ties with Elance. I got kind of tired of paying monthly for something that was an afterthought and really not bringing in any sincere income. It’s not that it isn’t a good service, and there is certainly a place for it – but at this point in my career, I feel like my energies are best spent elsewhere.

Elance is a good place to find work, if you’re willing to work über-cheap. Being an American with 4 children and a wife to support, I can’t afford to give away logo design for $25 a pop. I’m a huge believer in ‘you get what you pay for’, and I think that Elance kind of bore that out. I would bid, get rejected, and have to move on to the next thing. And usually, the folks would go with the guy that has 45,000 “gigs” landed, and he’s made just slightly over $30,000 for those finished gigs. His stuff would be clipart, bad fonts, and strange effects.

That’s just not what I’m about, and I would wager that’s really just not what most freelance designers are about. Or, at least, not what they WANT to do.

So – I’m going to take that $20 a month, buy extra coffee, and work on polishing my illustration skills late into the night. I’m going to take that few hours a week I’d spend perusing the “want ads” on Elance and use it to further my business, cultivate leads and take care of the paying clients I already have.

I think it’s a better investment.

Now – for you, intrepid reader: Are you spending money and time trying to land semi-paying gigs? Would that time and money be better spent doing something – anything – better? Examine your workflow and billables and compare those to what your dream freelance business is.

Does it match? Are you just spinning wheels, wasting time? Are you generating a legitimate return on investment from Elance, iFreelance, Guru, Odesk, etc? Or – are you just wasting time – hoping that you’ll land a great gig?

Sure, those great gigs might be out there, hidden in the weeds, on job bid sites, but from my (and other designers’) experience, 95%+ of the gigs that are out there on those sites are there for one reason: PEOPLE WANT CHEAP. They don’t necessarily want great design, and they sure as hell don’t want to pay for a real professional. They just want cheap.

I don’t want to work cheap. I want to work, mind you – and if you NEED one of these job sites to keep afloat, I certainly understand. But – unless used judiciously, such sites and projects accomplish only cheapening your work, making your time less than valuable, and makes your work and your career less than it should be.

Ask yourself if the return is worth the investment, and if that return is really a “return.” It might not be.

The other issue is that you can become associated with the cheap guy. They clipart guy. Is that what you want to be known for? Cheap work? I’d doubt it. Maybe I’m wrong, but I’d say that most freelance designers, illustrators and creative types didn’t step out of the 40-hour-a-week world to pursue sub-par, cheap stuff.

I wanted to produce better design for EVERYONE. I didn’t want cheap. I don’t want cheap – and my clients don’t either.

So – examine where you’re at, whether these job sites are worth it – and possibly most importantly – is it the type of work you want?

I want bigger and better. I’d wager you do too.

So long, Elance, it’s been real…

Sort of.

This Week, I’m Not Going to Do Anything that Sucks

suckI’m a freelance graphic artist, and so many times, I find myself falling back into being freelance graphic production, or something else I don’t wanna be…

Now – that certainly beats the pants off being a freelance ditch digger or a full-time burger flipper. But damn it – that’s not why I started this gig. I wanted to spend my days doing things that don’t suck.

I’ve taken hiatuses before – from work, from t.v., from personal grooming – but this week, I’m taking a hiatus from doing work that sucks and that goes against what I want to do with my time. I’m worth more than that, and you are too.

I’m not saying that I’m the second coming of the design messiah – what I’m saying is that my time is better spent actually advancing my art and my career. I’ve done enough boring design work, enough production-level stuff in my life  and I’m purposing myself to find more interesting, more fulfilling, more important work to fill my week.

If we all had our druthers, we’d be working on high design every moment of every business day. No more “Yeah, I can do that” type stuff that we know will pay the electric bill. No more stuff that we can bang out quick, make a buck or two.

So – I’m declaring a “No Suck” week.

I’ve got lots of projects and clients that need my attention – and I’m sure you do, too. Inevitably, we all wind up taking some projects that are beneath us or that just plain suck.

There are a few ways of looking at sucky projects:

  1. The work doesn’t really suck, our attitude towards it or our concepts suck. I’ve found that a lot of projects that I think suck don’t really suck – it’s just the way I’m looking at it. I want to be more of an illustrator and artiste – and the projects that to me suck the worst are the ones that don’t allow me to pick up paper and pencil. Truth is that I CAN pick up paper and pencil on damned near any project. So – I do. If you have a project that you’re certain blows – try looking at it from another perspective. Try to inject your perfect working scenario into it. Try to make that project into a dream project. You might take a little more time doing it than you originally expected, but heck – you might just have some fun, and you will probably end up with a killer end product. That never sucks.
  2. The project sucks. Just plain sucks. We’ve all had ‘em, and we’ve all actively pursued them. You can do some adjustment to suckitude with your approach and work ethic, but there are projects that just suck. Not much you can do about it other than avoid, turn down or return the project to the sender. That takes a lot of fortitude, especially if you’re in need of dough. But – how much is our integrity worth? How much is our sanity worth? Certainly a lot more that $15 an hour…
  3. “Thrill of the hunt” type projects. The “Hey – I landed 14 new projects today – and it’s not even noon!” type projects. Never mind that they’re designing lousy projects for lousy clients at a lousy rate of pay. WE LANDED ‘EM! Those usually really do suck, as you have a tendency to go outside what you’re comfortable with – either monetarily or scope-wise. RUN! RUN FAR AWAY! Quantity does not substitute for quality. Work-or-other-wise.
  4. Unethical projects. Don’t do them. Define your code and stick to it. If you’re ashamed of something you’re doing, you really shouldn’t be doing it. Thursday Bram wrote an excellent article on that here. I don’t need to say more…
  5. Projects that are beneath you. I’ve been doing the design thing for many, many years. I don’t need to take entry level junk projects. It only leads to frustration and distracts me (or you) from the ultimate goal, which is to grow a killer design career. Don’t do it. Times can be tough, but again – what’s your integrity and sanity worth?

So – how do you avoid these sucky projects? Test each project with this list before you take it:

  1. Does it have the room (in the budget or in the scope) for me to have some fun and inject my own work into it?
  2. Is it ethical?
  3. Is it something I can believe in?
  4. Does it pay enough? (Yes – this is a legitimate concern. You have to get paid properly for your time)
  5. Is the client a decent enough person?
  6. Will I want to put it in my portfolio once completed?
  7. Will it take too long to see completion?
  8. Does it help further my goals or my career?

If you can’t answer in the affirmative on each question, you’re running into the distinct possibility of suckitude. If you’ve already taken the project, you can still test it. If it doesn’t pass muster, give it back to the client if you haven’t wasted too much of their time.

If you can’t answer each question with a “Yes,” examine your motives for considering the project. If it’s still worth it, take the project. If, after all the questions and the examination, you still take the project – you have no reason to complain. It’ll either be a good project, or you just need to be quiet and do it…

Of course, there are projects that look sucky to begin with and turn out to be fun. Likewise, there are projects that sound great and wind up killing a good time. But – if you do your homework to begin with, you can usually expect a lot more and a have a better time.

Try it for a week. You might just have a great week. You might just turn out some great work. If nothing else, it’ll give you a little better understanding of what you do and why you do it.

Now, back to non-sucky work.

(Oh – and the image isn’t mine. It’s just one of the best record covers ever…)

Freelance Time Tracking – with iClockr (sorry, Windoze folks…)

iclockrUsually, I try to keep things platform independent (even though Macs are obviously superior in every way,) and if I mention software, I attempt to keep it neutral.

But – I’ve found an app that is so handy and simple and FREE, I just had to share.

I’ve always been one of those guys that just sort of ballparks time when billing or quoting, and old habits die hard. But, after my 4-hour-a-day epiphany, I decided I’d go for a few weeks and really track the amount of time I spend on projects. Do logos REALLY take me 8 hours? Does a WordPress website take 5? I had guesstimates, but that’s not going to cut it when you try to track every minute of the day.

Enter iClockr from Kedisoft. (and no, I’m not getting any kickbacks!)

It’s a free piece of software, and it’s quickly become indispensable to me.

Using iClockr is über-simple. You set up categories of work (design, communications, blogging, wasting time, etc) and then go in and add individual jobs or clients under those categories. Once that’s done, you’re ready to really start tracking your time. When you start working on a client’s job, before you open the client folder (you DO keep things organized, right?) you click on that client’s name or job, click “start timer” and work away.

iClockr sits in the background, being totally unobtrusive, and times your work. It doesn’t stop automatically, but it’s as easy to stop as it it to start. Get a phone call? Stop the timer and hit the communications tab and start the call. Need to go to the john? Stop/start.

It’s amazing how many projects I have that I spend 5 minutes on every day – but I spend 5 minutes 30 times a day. That can really add up. My brain can’t keep it all in order, but iClockr will.

You’ll be amazed at how little time you spend working on some projects and how much time you spend on others. It can help you change your pricing structure, and it can help you stay productive, especially if you have a daily nut of hours to meet.

It doesn’t print out invoices (you can tie it to Invoice 3 and do that, but Invoice 3 isn’t free) and it’s Mac only, so I’m sorry for all you Windows people out there. It has weekly/monthly/yearly reports by client, so it’s a snap to go back through and bill clients for ACTUAL time. Kinda cool.

The other thing that it does is help you be more realistic about how much time it takes you to do something. That helps in a couple of ways – it lets you restructure your rates, and it also allows you to see what projects are truly the most profitable. If you know what’s more profitable, you can gear your business towards that type of thing. If it’s a time-sucking black hole (we all have them,) you can steer clear of those things in the future.

iClockr also helps you see which of your clients are eating holes in your day and keeping you from being profitable. It also will show you how much time you’re wasting watching The Big Lebowski or playing around on Kongregate.

Knowing where your time goes is crucial to freelancing – not just for billing, but for efficiency and business planning.

iClockr – it’s got some downsides, but the upsides are HUGE, and the price is right.

So now you know. And knowing is half the battle… (sorry, getting giddy over the G.I. Joe movie. Sue me.)

Freelance Advice: The 4 Hour Work Day…

23653419.thbMy wife and I sat down a while back and added up our bills, dreams and goals for our family – from a financial standpoint. We added up the figures, including EVERYTHING that goes out monthly – hosting expenses, gym fees, the kid’s classes, insurance, gasoline, coffee, shoes, etc – and came up with a total amount that I must grab monthly. Then, we tacked on what we’d like to have for savings and extra money. Then, we took that total, divided it by 20 days (the work days in every month), then divided that by my hourly rate.

The cool thing – I only need 4 hours a day to live comfortably, put money in the bank, and have extra each and every month.

4 hours.

240 minutes.

Listening to Dark Side of the Moon 5.1 times.

Watching Spinal Tap twice.

Not bad, huh?

The uncool thing – I need 4 hours a day that I can bill.

Doesn’t sound like much, but I’ve found it kind of difficult to truly bill out 4 hours a day at my full rate. I won’t tell you what I charge per hour, but I can tell you that I’m neither the most expensive guy, nor the least.

There are a number of things that kill my time – and things that I need to start charging for:

  • Answering emails
  • Answering the phone
  • Sitting around and “ideaing” projects while not actually working on them physically
  • Instant messaging
  • Twittering
  • Blogging
  • Superfluous meetings
  • Minor tinkerings
  • Pulling stuff out of archives to send to clients (reprints or what-not)
  • Piddling around*
  • “Researching”*
  • Playing video games*
  • Watching movies*
  • Organizing my iTunes library*
  • Playing guitar*

*These are things I just need to eliminate during the work day. But – they help my sanity (or what’s left of it.)

Billable hours are the lifeblood of a freelancer, as well as the large agency. If you find yourself not making enough money, you need to examine a few things. They’re hard questions – but you MUST answer them in order to make your business liquid and profitable.

  1. Am I charging enough?
  2. Am I wasting too much time?
  3. Am I giving my time away?
  4. Where is my time going?
  5. Am I genuinely productive in my work day?
  6. Am I spending too much time doing stuff that I want to do and not enough time doing billable projects?
  7. Am I BILLING enough of my day?

For me, it’s Yes, Yes, Sometimes, Too Many Places,  Sometimes Yes – Sometimes No, Yes and No.

What are your answers?

Figure out your time – figure out how much you need to bill out EVERY SINGLE DAY. I suspect that a lot of you are like me, and you have plenty of projects – but you don’t spend enough time daily on BILLABLE work. If you know how much you need to bill out every day, that gives you an easily viewable finish line every day.

If you come up short, consider restructuring your day to meet your hourly billable need.

Doing the math was a real eye-opener for me. It made me realize that I didn’t need to raise my rates or drum up bigger and more projects – it made me see that I need buckle down and get a certain amount done every day – from an hours standpoint. It made me examine where the roadblocks were, where my productivity was going, and what I needed to change in order to meet my nut.

The formula: MONTHLY EXPENSES/20/HOURLY RATE = Hours Per Day Needed.

Now – if I can just figure out how to double my rate and halve my time, I’ll finally have all the time I need in order to actually learn to play the entire Jesus Lizard catalog on my acoustic guitar…

Crisis of Identity…

heyI’ve never been one to be totally truthful. I veil the majority of what I do in a little bit of secrecy. Smoke and mirrors, man behind the curtain – all that crap.

Very few people know who I really am (I can count them all on one hand) and I prefer it that way. I’m guarded and I feel out-of-place in crowds. Heck, I feel out of place in small groups of my friends.

So, over the years, I’ve built this online persona to keep myself comfortable in the business, art and professional world. I suspect a lot of you have. Mine is “Independent Studios.” I portray a corporate place. A studio where people work. I’ve done a lot of work (most of it for very little money,) and I’ve done it under a thin anonymity. And honestly, it’s attracted a clientele and work load that I’m not precisely comfortable with.

I’ve done a good job of keeping my client base small, working with a bunch of really nice people and decent organizations – but I’ve done it at the cost of doing what I really love to do – which is draw and dream and be weird and be funny and kind of out there.

If any of my clients read this – I’m NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU. I LOVE YOU.

I like what I do, but at my advanced age (38) I’ve come to the realization that I’m ready to move more towards doing what I love. I’ll keep doing the graphics thing in the corporate world – but I’ll be doing it to support my other habits. Rapidographs, paper, gouache, pencils, paintbrushes.

When you put out a corporate face, or you put out a portfolio of things that you’re not really all that fond of doing, that’s precisely what you’re going to get for future work.

Don’t get me wrong – designing another logo is not the worst thing in the world. Designing another brochure isn’t going to kill me. There are certainly a LOT worse things to do with 9 hours of my waking day – but there are also better things to do.

So: Show what you love and what you want to do. If you want to do logos, show logos. If you want to doodle and make art out of lists you find in shopping carts (yes, that’s one of my current projects,) SHOW IT. Don’t just show what you know will make money.

If you’re in the freelance game to make money, you’re in for a long haul. If you do what you love, show what you love, you’ll attract what you love. You can pay the bills, you can find clients, but you’ll also start building towards your ultimate goal of doing strictly what it is you decide is your “art.” And that makes all the difference in the world.

When you’re broke and worried about the power bill, at least you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that you did it on your terms, doing what you want to do.

So – what do you want to attract? What sort of work do you want to do? What are you passionate about?

Start showing that off.

All this also brings up few interesting questions:

  • How honest do you want to be? Are you secure enough in yourself to clue people into the fact that you are just you and this is what you do?
  • How available personally do you want to be? I don’t mean how often are you on i.m. – I mean how much of YOU are you willing to let out there?
  • What do you want to do with your time?
  • What do you want to do with your art?
  • Are you ready to suffer the slings and arrows that might be tossed at you because folks don’t understand or dig what it is that you do?
  • Are you confident that you’re good enough? (Personally, I don’t think this is an issue. You’re good enough to be you and you’re good enough to do what YOU do – not necessarily what I do, what the dude with the killer website does, what the artist next door does – but what YOU do.)
  • What do YOU want to do? What excites you? Don’t you think that if you pursue those, you’ll be happier and that excitement will rub off on your work and eventually on your pocketbook?
  • Do you want to wear a suit and tie to meetings?
  • Do you want to be yourself and less of a business?

I’m certainly not saying that you don’t need to be professional. I’m not saying that there’s not value, both artistically and personally, in doing less-than-esoteric work. What I’m saying is doing what you do will always bring greater satisfaction than doing what people expect, what is safe or what is a known quantity.

To that end, I’ve decided that I’m going to be more myself. I’m going to pursue more of what I want. Independent Studios and AllAboutFreelance will continue, but they’ll be changed markedly. I want to do more of the things I feel I’ve been placed on Earth to do. Some days, it will be logos, other days it will be endlessly weird stuff with bits of paper and string and glue and Xacto knives.

So – it’s been real. Nice to have known you all.

Hey, I’m James…

Happy Trails, Shug…

SHUGMy grandfather (Grandaddy) passed away last Tuesday. He was 90 years old and sharp as a tack up until the day he wandered off to go home. I admired him for a number of reasons – he was in a tank under Patton in World War 2, he was a strong man who raised a passel of good kids that turned into great people, he was a musician, he liked to cook beans and cabbage, and he liked to tell stories and laugh and carry on.

But I think the thing that sticks with me more than anything, and the thing I admired the most was that he was thankful. Always thankful.

He didn’t have money – he retired from being a mill worker.

He didn’t have a lot of possessions. He lived with family for the better part of the last 15 years. He had photos and memories and little things. But not much.

He knew that what he had was much better than being rich or being famous. He had a family that cared for and loved him. He had his faith (I won’t get into that here, but that was the most important thing to him,) and he had the joy of waking up every day and being happy and full of life. Each day, each moment was a gift.

He certainly wasn’t perfect – but he had an understanding that each and every day was a gift. He lived that, and he showed that, and he professed that. If things weren’t perfect around him, you’d never know it to talk to him. Life was wonderful, and it was wonderful all the time.

I hope to find and live in that thankfulness. Some days, I do. Many days I find myself sluggish and unhappy and unsatisfied. That can be a fuel – but I hope to one day be able to fuel myself on thankfulness.

I’m thankful that I have a wife who loves me and puts up with my dreaming. I’m thankful for my 14 year old, video-game obsessed, wise-cracking and soft-hearted son. I’m thankful for my second boy, with his swords and bugs and books and giant imagination. I’m thankful for my daughter, and her backpacks full of stuffed animals and shoes and books and her little brown shoulders peeking out of her sundress. I have wonderful parents who bend over backwards for me, time and again. Great friends, great colleagues. Heck, I even have a terrific dog. The cat – well, she’s a cat – but I guess I’m thankful for her, too.

I’m thankful that I get to sit and draw and dream and design and tell stories through my art and my work.

I am thankful that I knew Grandaddy, or “Shug,” as he was known in his band.

Today, I will just be thankful.

Thanks, Shug. You’ll be missed…

Freelance Inspiration Does Not Necessarily Mean Freelance Motivation…

tony_robbinsI’ve got a problem.

I am constantly inspired.

I’m inspired from a great number of sources. Truth be told, my sources for inspiration are so diverse, and my pool of inspirations is so large, I could blog about nothing BUT inspiration and never run out of topics.

Nature, my kids, movies, paintings, books, magazines, conversations, dreams, depression, punk music, phone calls, pop culture, yadda yadda yadda…

While that inspiration is great (and crucial,) that inspiration can be fruitless, because I have a problem with motivation. Well – that, and there’s just not enough hours in the day to fully flesh out my ideas and inspiration.

Motivation is crucial in any field, but especially in the Freelance World (capitalized for effect.)

Without motivation, you get nothing done. All the best designs in the world, all the best thoughts and ideas are worthless without the desire to get them “on paper.” Without motivation, you can starve, go homeless, upset clients, make a bad name for yourself, etc…

So what do you do to get motivated?

Good question – and one that’s largely impossible to answer. Motivation, like inspiration, is so individual that it is hard to paint solutions with a large brush.

What do I do to get motivated? Well – a number of things. And maybe this will help you get motivated:

  • I look for fun in every project: If the project is boring (or perceived as boring,) I have a hard time getting motivated for it. If I can find something fun in the project, I have more of a tendency to hop on it and knock it out – because it’s fun. So – build in some fun to every project. It might be hard, but really – design and creativity is fun, no matter how dry the project is.
  • I look for the financial gain in every project: I hate to admit it, and this is certainly a very un-artsy sentiment, but money is a great motivator. Money allows me to spend time with my family, drink expensive coffee and keep myself in guitar picks and India ink. Money can be a big motivator, as can lack of money. You’re doing this as a business – and businesses need to make money, so never be ashamed of using money as a motivator.
  • I look to every project as a way to build a relationship: I’ve met a lot of great people in my freelance career. I’ve heard great stories and seen some really interesting things while working. I enjoy hearing stories and seeing how my art and design affect people and their lives. Design is powerful, and seeing it touch people can be a great motivator for me.
  • I look to the process as a motivator: There is a ritual to design. There’s something about the feel of the paper, the sound of the keyboard, the accumulation of Post-it notes and doodles and stuff on my desk that excites me. Sometimes, just getting the process going can be a huge motivator. And the comfort and excitement during that process is enticing enough sometimes to motivate me to get rolling.
  • I look to the end product as a motivator: I’ve made some really cool stuff before. I like sitting back after a project is done (sometimes long after it’s done) and seeing the finished piece and saying “Cool!” It’s rewarding. That reward can be a big motivator.

While motivation is not nearly as sexy as inspiration, it’s probably a little more important.

I’ve told my son (14!) that intelligence and talent are meaningless without followthrough. I’m guilty of the same problems of my teenager. I’m not a worker bee-kinda guy. I like thinking and noodling and idea-ing things up, but the actual work is not my favorite part.

Getting motivated is so important, and so often ignored in favor of inspiration. They’re intertwined, to be sure, but they’re also separate entities that need to be nurtured apart from each other.

Now – you’ve read this, I’ve written it, and now I’m inspired to be motivated. Hopefully, that inspiration will be transformed into motivation to be motivated. If you can be motivated to be motivated, motivation will be an inspiration to be inspired and you’ll wind up inspired and motivated and probably a little tired, because an inspired, motivated freelancer spends way too little time sleeping and too much time being motivated by inspiration, and inspired by that motivation.

(yes, I need to lay off that expensive coffee…)

Media Fast – 14 Days without Media? Have I Lost My Mind?

kytvI’m a father of 3, a husband of 1, master to one German Shepherd and servant to one cat. I run a business, tend a garden and I generally cook dinner 7 nights a week. I like to hike, I like to draw and I like to spend time drinking coffee on my deck, watching the world go by. I like to noodle on my guitars. I like to read magazines and books about sociology and World War 2. I lose track of all that from time to time.

We’ve got several computers (4, at last count) and many televisions (3, I think) a whole gang of cell phones, video games and electronic doo-dads. DVDs and little televisions for the minivan. iPods, headsets, Skype, Facebook, IM, blogs, radios, CD players, on and on and on…

Sometimes, I’ll find that the house is very quiet. I’m pecking away at a project, my wife is blogging, my son is texting, my other son is watching t.v., my daughter is listening to music and dancing around, waiting for her turn at the t.v. We’re all plugged in. We’re all in the same general vicinity, but we’re miles apart.

So, my wife and I decided that we’d try a little experiment. We’d unplug the family for 14 days. No TV. No computer. No videos or video games. Off the grid.

And you know what – it SUCKED. But it sucked for just a day.

I still had to work, so I had email and web stuff to do – but I didn’t blog, I didn’t Facebook, and I didn’t get to watch my beloved hockey or baseball or reruns of Seinfeld. I read. A LOT. I drew. A LOT. I hung out with the kids – a LOT. And suddenly, it became really, really cool. I found that I missed media, but it wasn’t a sharp pain – it was just a dull throb that got better every day.

The kids started reading and drawing more than usual. My oldest son (13) would actually hang out and we would laugh and carry on. We played board games and worked outside more. It was cool! I missed some good hockey games, I guess, and I didn’t keep up with the blogosphere, but I gained an awful lot:

  • More time to think
  • More time to draw
  • More time to dream and scheme
  • More time with the kids
  • An acute understanding of just how much time we wasted on electronic gadgetry
  • A renewed knowledge of how much I hate television commercials
  • More and better sleep
  • A reconnection with things that don’t have mice, plugs and full-color screens
  • A renewed knowledge of precisely why I work the way I work – my family. My freedom. My art.

We’re through with our 14 days, and we’ve corporately decided that we’re still going to do some things differently. 3 days a week, we’re going to do a 24 hour media fast. And we’re all actually EXCITED about doing that.

We started this solely as a family thing – but it’s turned into something that I think will have lasting effects.

It’s also something you might want to try. As I wrote before, there’s a lot of noise. And it can be totally silent – but there’s just so much going on…

Try unplugging the electronics and reconnecting with your thoughts. If you have a family, hang out with them a bit. If you’re a loner, unplug and get back to your roots. You might not be as “productive” in the traditional sense – but you’ll kick-start your brain.

For most of us, that’s a good thing. For me, kick-starting my brain is akin to starting an old Harley with no gasoline and a thousand pounds of rust. But – it feels good to get it going…

Utility Dependence and Your Business

crapWell, Charter Communications comes through again…

Just when I am humming along, having a nice life and getting a lot done, Charter decides that it’s in my best interest to hose my internet connection and make things – um – interesting.

May 12, they told me. Just 8 days away! Sweet! I can take some time off, tend the garden a little, catch up on my reading and sleeping, hang out with the kids and wife – you know, all the little things I don’t get to do as much as I’d like.

Nevermind that I had deadlines, people depending on me and blog posts to write. Nevermind that I need to make money. I should just RELAX.

It came back on, no thanks to Charter. At least it came back on. While I was sitting in a café, feverishly typing away on an Ipod touch, it occurred to me – I need a better backup plan.

I’m not a laptop guy. I’m a desktop guy. I like to get in and swap out drives and blow out dust and add RAM and play around with the guts of my machine. I also like lots of big monitors and since I don’t leave the office all that much, I buy desktops. SO – not having a laptop, I have to figure out what to do when things go South, office-wise.

Thankfully, I have other colleagues that I can lean on when my connection goes kaput, when the electricity is out or when ice storms hose everything and squirrels chew through the cable – and this kind of thing happens at least a few times a year.

So – I ask you – what’s your backup plan? Where do you go when you’re out?

The moral of this story – make a plan. BEFORE something bad happens. And make a couple of plans…

  • Do you have some way to get work done when the bad strikes?
  • Do you have a way to communicate when it goes down (Skype – not an answer!)
  • Do you have a place to work when your place is out of the question?
  • Do you have a back up to the backup?
  • Do you backup your info?
  • Do you have an ANALOG contact list?
  • Do you have the ability to live on Pork n’ Beans?
  • Do you have a back up machine to work on in case your main unit goes down?

Backing up your data is smart and important – but backing up the ability to work is crucial. If you go down, how far down do you go?

When Mamma Ain’t Happy, Ain’t No-One Happy…

23111476I’ve gone on and on about why I’m a freelancer. The freedom, the creativity, the hunt, the kill, the good coffee, the ability to avoid razors for weeks on end, the shoes-optional office, etc. But – at the bottom of it all, I’m a freelancer because it’s the best way to serve my family, see them often and have the freedom to hang out around the house and pester everyone. The flexibility helps the family run smoothly.

So – I have come to rely on the way my family runs. We’ve got a bit of a double-whammy in that we also homeschool. 3 kids. We homeschool 3 kids. THREE. We have three kids that we are responsible for teaching. Every day. 3. THREE. III. (Sorry – I just had to say it a bunch of times, just to be able to wrap my brain around it. That, and for comedic effect.) And admittedly, my wife takes responsibility for 99.9% of all of it. And she keeps the house clean and the kids, well – somewhat clean. She’s awesome. And – she does it for FREE.

Sunday night, she started feeling horribly ill. Fever, aches, chills – flu. (and NO – NOT SWINE FLU.) She passed out early, but it was after the kids were situated for the night, so my load was minimal. I got to watch a hockey game in complete silence. Sweet.

Monday comes and she’s worse. She starts the day off normally, but midway through the morning, she essentially collapses. In bed – out. The kids were a mess, the house was a mess, I was a mess, and I had to WORK. “You can’t be sick – I’m Working.”

But thanks to the wonders of freelance, I was able to knock off a bit early, clean some stuff up, shuttle the kids around and even hit the grocery store. We went out for pizza, blew some bubbles and made it to bed on time. A good night – for everyone! My wife got to sleep and relax, and I got to hang out with the kids. A little work late at night when everyone was passed out, and I toddled off to bed.

Today, she’s feeling a bit better, so I get to do a little blogging and a little work. I’m still helping out, but it’s incredible how much my wife at 50% gets done compared to me at 100%.

And it made me think 2 things:

  1. How absolutely incredible and beautiful and cool freelancing is. I get to do what I love, on my terms (for the most part,) when I want to and where I want to. And – when I need a half a day off, I get it. I think a lot of us take for granted the gift we’ve been given by being able to freelance. It’s pretty stressful, and you certainly can’t loaf around like some folks think – but it’s pretty awesome. Can’t think of a better way to make a living. If you’re making a good living, it’s downright wonderful. And if you’re just starting out and struggling – look at what you’re struggling for. It’s worth starving, struggling and working for…
  2. My wife kicks ass, and if she gets sick too much, I’m BONED!

Get better, B – we need you!

Freelance Freakout…

1I’m a reasonably calm person. I would say that I’m laid back and mellow. Sometimes, probably a little too laid back.

But – on occasion, I FREAK OUT.

It’s not a terribly common occurrence, thankfully. But, when I do, it’s for a reason.

Recently, I freaked out on a client who is using me as a subcontractor. I fussed and complained and whined. I felt that I was being treated unfairly (mostly by the end client, but that’s another story,) and I let the contractor know about it in no uncertain words.

When I calmed down and the vein in my forehead went back to it’s normal shape and color, it occurred to me: Freaking out is not a bad thing. It’s not a good thing, either. But freaking out BIG can be avoided by freaking out LITTLE to start with.

I had felt that I was being taken advantage of for a while – and instead of just speaking up to begin with, I waited too long and blew up. So – the advice in this column: small, preemptive freakouts.

At the first sign of trouble – say something. You don’t have to freak out, and it can be civil. I’ve found that most clients understand, and that they’re willing to work with you, especially if you’ve displayed a good value for their investment. Pick up the phone, shoot an email, fire off an I.M. – but say something. Let them know that there’s a problem. If it’s billing, work hours, expectations, poor communications, etc., SAY SO. Don’t let it fester into a giant meltdown, kicking-and-screaming, knockdown-drag-out fist fight. Cut it off at the pass.

This will do a few things:

1st, it will let the client know that you’re paying attention. Not just to their project, but to your business and their business. It’ll buy you some credibility and show that you care.

2nd, it will keep the client’s understanding of you in line. They’ll see that you’re not going to be taken advantage of, and they’ll either respect that (90% of them, anyway) or it will at the very least weed out the clients that are just there to take advantage of you (and you don’t want that kind of client anyway.)

3rd, it will show that you’re not a one-client firm. Once they see that they’re not the only client you have, it will buy you some time and space. More space = better work, less stress.

4th, it will keep client expectations in line. They’ll better understand what to expect, when to expect it, and how much to pay for it. They’ll feel better – and you’ll certainly do better.

If client expectations are managed properly, you’ll be able to build a better long-term working relationship, maintain your sanity, and do better work. Plus, it’ll keep you from needing to freak out.

Although freaking out can be kind of fun…

Freelance 101: Going Green

littleloo1Being stuck behind my monitors, I can often forget that there is a whole big, green, nice world out there. Leaves and grass and bugs and all that kind of stuff. I live in a beautiful part of the USA, and spring has sprung.

And that started me thinking about going green.

No – I don’t mean recycling my email printouts and cycling down the monitors to a lower brightness (although I do a little bit of that anyway.) I mean going green OUTSIDE. I know – scary thought for some of us…

So: Get outside. Get some fresh air. Open the windows and let the sun shine in.

Going green is good for the soul, and it’s a good way to kind of press the reset button in your brain. If you sit too long in one place, you have a tendency to get into this kind of circular thinking – doing the same thing over and over. You have a tendency to kind of melt into your chair and get loopy. Work can suffer – and your demeanor along with it.

If you get out, you can make friends with the animals and bugs, talk to the trees, see designs in the ants attacking a popsicle stick. Even if you don’t get a tremendous amount of inspiration in walking in nature, you will benefit by getting a little sun on your cheeks and some non-CPU-fan-pushed air in your lungs.

Do this: Take three five minute trips outside today. Breathe in deep, squint at the sun, listen to the quiet of nature (actually, the din of nature) and press reset in your mind. Your work will be better for it…

(All this said by a guy sitting in a darkened office, pecking away at a blog. That’s it. I’m going to go look at our strawberry plants…)

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?*

zzzAnd do graphic designers dream of pixels and paper and pens when they finally hit the sheets?

If you answered yes (I did,) it might be time to back away from the unblinking electronic eye and pay a little bit of attention to your sleep.

Sleep is important – and we all know that, but the quality of that sleep is important, too. If you’re tossing and turning, waking up repeatedly or waking up tired, there’s a good chance that healthy sleep is eluding you. Lots of stuff can do that – caffeine, too much work, stress, the inability to wind down, kids, etc.

One of the things I’ve found for myself is that I have a tendency to hit the sack too soon after turning the Mac off. The kids are in bed, the wife has turned in, and I decide to get a little bit of work done. I hit shut down and immediately crawl in bed, close my eyes and drift off…

Studies show that doing that is really a bad idea. You need to give yourself AT LEAST 30 minutes of non-pixel, non-electronic time before you go to bed. Read a book, doodle in a sketchbook, take a shower, meditate, pray – whatever you can do to get unplugged.

Another one (and this is rough for a total caffeine fiend like me) is to not have caffeinated beverages at least 4 hours before bedtime. It makes you jittery, disrupts your sleep patterns and results in the need for even more caffeine in the morning.

Better sleep will make you more productive, more creative and possibly even a little less crabby. Sleep well, live well, work well…

*All About Freelance is in no way related to Ridley Scott or Bladerunner – although it is a killer movie.